Boyfriend to Husband........

Selk67U2 · #1 (**permalink**) 05-08-2008, 08:43 PM

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Dear Tech Support,

Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to
Husband 1.0 and noticed a
distinct slow down in overall system
performance -- particularly in the
flower and jewelry applications,
which operated flawlessly under Boyfriend
5.0.

In
addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled many other valuable programs, such as

Romance 9.5 and Personal Attention 6.5 and then installed undesirable

programs such as NFL 5.0, NBA 3.0, and Golf Clubs 4.1.

Conversation 8.0 no longer runs, and Housecleaning 2.6 simply crashes
the
system. I've tried running Nagging 5.3 to fix these problems, but
to no
avail.

What can I do?
Signed,
Desperate

Dear Desperate
First keep in! mind,
Boyfriend 5.0 is an Entertainment Package, while
Husband1.0 is an
Operating System. Please enter the command:
"I Thought You
LovedMe.exe" and try to download Tears 6.2 and don't forget to install the
Guilt
3.0 update.
If that application works as designed,
Husband 1.0 should then
automatically run the applications Jewelry 2.0
and Flowers 3.5.

But remember, overuse of the above application
can cause Husband 1.0 to
default to Grumpy Silence 2.5,Happy Hour 7.0
or Beer 6.1. Beer 6.1 is a
very bad program that will download the
Snoring Loudly Beta.

Whatever you do, DO NOT install
Mother-in-law 1.0 (it runs a virus in the
background that will
eventually seize control of all your system

resources).

Also, do not attempt to reinstall the Boyfriend 5.0
program. These are
unsupported applications and will crash Husband 1.0
.

In summary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have
limited
memory and cannot learn new applications quickly. You might
consider buying
additional software to improve memory and performance.
We recommend Food
3.0 and Hot Lingerie 7.7.

Good Luck,
Tech Support