"Why Is A Christmas Tree Better Than A Man"

1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the
lights on.
5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of
its balls.
8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its
'sell by' date.
9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.

lol so true

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Anna xx

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lol, so so true

Brilliant.................

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There are no rules, rules are only for people who fit inside a box, if you want to think out of the box there is no hope... Life has no Box. (Tony Howells)

all true aswell!!

thats so true

sexist rubbish!!

do you dare to challenge it??

Yes I do.....

1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
I've never had a problem in this area... quite the opposite

2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
Not Applicable

3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
I've stayed up for even longer during drug fueled parties!! I'll invite you to the next one

4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
Please see my pictures..

5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
More then happy - see my past threads.. made that point many times

6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
Put your hand down here..smooth eh!?!

7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
For me there's a fine line between pleasure and pain so be a srough as you like

8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
come on, I'm only 28

9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
you should be so lucky!!

mmmm...maybe your the perfect man?? hehe!