
16-07-2008, 01:47 PM
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Join Date: May 2008
Location: in front of my laptop Doh!!!
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Re: Beware of the gard dog!
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Originally Posted by hutch6
Just have a huge sign as big as the gate with"
"WARNING PLEASE READ!!! Beyond this gate there is a dog. I am not going to tell you what breed of dog but just take into account it is nonetheless "A DOG". Due to the animal in here being a dog it will be naturally inquisitive as too who you are. I know that my dog doesn't bite but will bark and if it is made to feel threatened it's natural instincts will take over and it will no doubt try and defend itself just like you would if I threatened you. Now that you understand how my dog will defend itself you have three choices:
1). Come in and accept the consequences of your actions - You accept this as your choice and responsibility by doing so and ignoring the next two options. May God have mercy on your soul.
2). Knock on the door. If there is no answer then I suggest you come back at a later date.
3). Leave the property immediately.
I hop eby reading this that you accept why I am making you read this. I don't want my dog to be taken from me due to your actions. I am sure you can appreciate my concern for the safety of everyone involved.
If you have read this rather long notice it will have given you plenty of time to consider the reason why you are entering the premises in the first place and will hopefully have come to conclusion of accepting 2 or 3 from the above.
If you have read this far and still enter or not bothered to read this then you accept that what happens here after is your own responsibility, you only have yourself to blame and I will not hesitate in taking adequate action against you to prevent this from happening again.
Have a nice day."
If you put that on your gate, fence and various other places so it was easy to see even in street light or house light, written big in bold font I am pretty sure nobody would be coming in without asking first.
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Very Good. You may not get anyone entering but you would have quite a crowd around your property reading all day 
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