So, after showering this morning, I come downstairs, start tidying, go to pick up something black that was on the floor that I thought Scrabble had chewed, except to find I had put my hand in runny dog poo eek:

I really, really, really wished I had put my glasses before reaching for that fuzzy patch - have been compulsively handwashing ever since.

What disgusting things have you gone through with your dog?