Too hard to whittle it down to one thing, sorry!:

Sherlock, WHY do you always run under the bed where you know you shouldn't be, when the rest of the time you're so eager to please us?

WHEN will you learn that Kinvara the Cat does NOT like playing chase with you, and is there any more we can do to make this clear to you?

And I know that you love every person and animal you see, but please can you just confirm that you love me more than them?

Excellent thead

Basically I would just like to know if she is happy and if she feels ok (healthwise) as she never complains. I have no reason to suspect otherwise thankfully

And also, what is so terribly frightening about water that you don't go more than knee deep?

why do you both have to have toast and a cup of tea in the morning before you go any where and y do u have to sleep on my leg so i can't move?

1 just for dakota
why do u have to paddle in ur water bowl and not out side, all you do is make a mess?

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If i'z can't see the world then the world can't see me. ok maybe just a peek

I would just simply like to know if Sadie is happy.

Oh and also, whether she would like a friend or prefer to be an only dog.

I'd ask Zac if he was happy, and that he knew he was loved. I'd also ask him if he loved me!

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i would ask Rocky......why do you listen to commands at home but the moment we leave the house you go deaf?!

my OH would ask him......why does he think he owns the whole of the bed!!

and my 5 year old daughter Harley says she wants to ask him......why do you eat my teddies?

I would have a entire list of questions for him if he could answer but then im pretty sure i would freak out if my dog actually answered me. lol

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