Koda screaming like a banshee at 6am doesn't mean that I will get up and feed you infact it makes breakfast late as I have to stay in bed till you shut up.
Briggs I am very proud that you have worked out that you poo outside but please you don't have to bring it back in to show me it's really not needed
Ollie I know I have a lot of washing to do but that doesn't mean that I want you to chew your blanket into stamp size pieces so that all I can do is sweep it up and throw it away I'm running out of blankets
Pip I don't need to be told every time the cats use the litter tray and I don't need help cleaning it out.Also in the winter frozen poo is not ice lollies
Havoc please stop sleeping on my pillow at night I keep dreaming I'm suffocating not to mention you snore really loudly
Torrin I know you are little so you don't need collie size meals so stop trying to get into the crate pretending you are Ollie I can tell the difference also I don't need your help in the kitchen and if I fall over you you won't get more food just a trip to the vet
The rest of you I know I call you sweet but that doesn't mean you are made of sugar and you won't melt in the rain.I haven't had a covered run made for you it's called a conservatory and not an indoor loo for you all