I was at Asda yesterday buying a box of Bakers for my dogs , in the check-out line when a woman behind me asked if I had a dog. Why else would I be buying dog food, RIGHT ??? So on impulse I told her that no, I didn't have a dog, I was starting the Bakers Diet again, and that I probably shouldn't, because I ended up in the hospital last time, but that I'd lost 50 pounds before I awakened in intens...ive care, with tubes coming out of most of my orifices and IVs in both arms. I told her that it was essentially a Perfect Diet and all you do is load your pockets with the small bite biscuits and simply eat one or two every time you feel hungry. The food is nutritionally complete so it works well and I was going to try it again. (I have to mention here that practically everyone in line was now enthralled with my story.) Horrified, she asked if I ended up in intensive care, because the dog food poisoned me. I told her no, I stepped off a kerb to sniff a poodle's arse and a car hit me. I thought the guy behind her was going to have a heart attack he was laughing so hard. Better watch what you ask me and be prepared for my answer. I have all the time in the world to think of crazy things to say........................

lol. That made me laugh!

Pure awesome!

bakers ...................... yuk thats is enough to give you the squits lol

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LOL, Oh wow I can't stop laughing XD I can't believe you said that! haha I have to remember this for next time someone asks me a stupid question!

Heard this one before but is still funny

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Absolutely brilliant!!!

We were getting a load of dog food once and because there was so much the cashier said-
How many dogs have you got?

O.H replied with a poker straight face

We dont have any -but SHE makes lovely pies with this brand and its much cheaper than stewing steak
I laughed and told her to ignore him but the look on her face told me she believed every word
Maureen

She didnt say it. It is an internet story doing the rounds

I work in a small corner shop and do you know we sell heaps of Bakers and...........................I have to really bite my tongue coz I want to tell them all how bad it is!!