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Old 02-04-2008, 04:12 PM
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My poem about turds....For the turd waste management!
I close my eyes and my mind is swirling
Thinking of all the turds i could be twirling
Shovel in hand scooping and bagging
Thru the whole day,no time for lagging
Firm ones,loose ones-the sometimes cow's pat
I hate the 2 latter coz they do tend to splat
Still a clean fresh tray and aah..job done
No 2 have jumped in to squeeze out another one
Then theirs the hoovering of litter thats spilled
Exciting ways of which my day is filled
Don't think me boring and my days are not dull
My cats are great company and my schedules always full
Awake in the morning i leap out my bed...
Ooohh the joy, the joy at the familiar smell ahead
No cig first and no time for brews
Must get started on all them there poohs!
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love it (not poop, the poem lol)
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Old 02-04-2008, 04:16 PM
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Theres nothing quite like that morning aroma!!!
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I close my eyes and my mind is swirling
Thinking of all the turds i could be twirling
Shovel in hand scooping and bagging
Thru the whole day,no time for lagging
Firm ones,loose ones-the sometimes cow's pat
I hate the 2 latter coz they do tend to splat
Still a clean fresh tray and aah..job done
No 2 have jumped in to squeeze out another one
Then theirs the hoovering of litter thats spilled
Exciting ways of which my day is filled
Don't think me boring and my days are not dull
My cats are great company and my schedules always full
Awake in the morning i leap out my bed...
Ooohh the joy, the joy at the familiar smell ahead
No cig first and no time for brews
Must get started on all them there poohs!
So TRUE me darling!!!! but I have about 3 coffees and 3 fags before I tackle them of a morning, lol
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Very good haha
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Lolol!:d:d
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Thanks peepsWrote this ages ago and think i submitted it when i first joined but since were all exec's of waste disposal-thought we'd all appreciate it
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LOL thats really good
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