You know you love your cat too much when..

You turn down a date because thats the night your washing your cat
You tell your guest to sit on the floor as the cats are sitting on sofa arm/chairs
Your freezer is full of frozen mice and nothing YOU can actually eat.
You sit and knit littlle jumpers for your cats - even better personalised jumpers for your cats with their names on the back !!
You run out in the rain in your pijamas along a muddy field shouting "Tiramisu Tiramisu" and when two elderly hikers walk past and frown at you, you give them a vaccant expression - how can no one know who Tiramisu is!?!

And now it's over to you..

You know you love your cat too much when...

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If I am sitting on it then it is mine.
If it is shiny then it is mine.
If I am eating it then it is mine.
If it makes an interesting sound such a tinkle or a crinkle then it is obviously mine.
If my velvet paw is on it then it is mine.
If I have scratched it, it most definatly is mine.
and finally.. if it is yours it most certainly is mine mine MINE !!
The gospel according to Nefertiti

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You know you love your cat too much when....

you give your new flea ridden kitten your £60 throw because it is nice and furry for her to snuggle up to then throw it away the next day because it is now full of fleas!!!

You know you love your cat too much when in the middle of the night you lift the duvet for your cat to get in bed with you then you move to the edge of the bed so she has plenty of room to stretch out

viv xx

you have a house full of them despite being allergic and refuse point blank to part with them.. and then you take in some more he he

you refer to him as your son or "our little man"
you get into bed but realise you can't go to sleep....you haven't given him a kiss & cuddle goodnight!!
you actually tell him you love him at least once a day (not that he knows what on earth i'm talking about!!)
waking up at 3o'clock in the morning to feed him when he's miaowing at you!!
creating him a facebook page to show him off

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You go on a three hour round trip to a rescue centre because they sell the blankets your cat loves best.

You let your cat sleep on your hair because he likes it, even though you wake up with a sore neck.

When people ask if you want to have children, you start talking about which breed of cat you are hoping to buy next.

You know you love your cat to much when...

You find yourself casually chatting to them, which seems perfectly normal to you but not to visitors who just think you've lost your marbles!

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CrazyCatGirl