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Old 16-05-2008, 10:19 PM
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My Menu! Poem
I like to have my sardines mashed, with a little bit of rice,
You might think that’s horrible but it’s actually quite nice.

When I ask for chicken I like to have the breast,
You can give the other nasty bits to any of the rest,

I also like a pouch or two if you mix it with fresh meat.
My Mum says it’s for good girls an extra special treat.

And when I want something different which I often do
I’ll expect some fish! The special dish! That my Mum used to do!

You mix my fish with Tuna But never with the brine!
This is a defendant no no at this I draw the line!
A prawn or two is optional, I don’t expect too much,
But my Mum assures me they add that extra touch![/size]

Ooh I also like some Yogurt and just a little cheese,
I will ask you very nicely I may even say please.

A little bit of James wellbeloved to nibble for a snack!
I hope your paying attention?
If not you’ll get a crack!

I never eat the canned stuff, no that’s not for me!
My Mum says it’s nasty,
It’s not good enough for me!!
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Old 16-05-2008, 10:31 PM
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aww that's funny.. sounds all too familiar!
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I like to have my sardines mashed, with a little bit of rice,
You might think that’s horrible but it’s actually quite nice.

When I ask for chicken I like to have the breast,
You can give the other nasty bits to any of the rest,

I also like a pouch or two if you mix it with fresh meat.
My Mum says it’s for good girls an extra special treat.

And when I want something different which I often do
I’ll expect some fish! The special dish! That my Mum used to do!

You mix my fish with Tuna But never with the brine!
This is a defendant no no at this I draw the line!
A prawn or two is optional, I don’t expect too much,
But my Mum assures me they add that extra touch![/size]

Ooh I also like some Yogurt and just a little cheese,
I will ask you very nicely I may even say please.

A little bit of James wellbeloved to nibble for a snack!
I hope your paying attention?
If not you’ll get a crack!

I never eat the canned stuff, no that’s not for me!
My Mum says it’s nasty,
It’s not good enough for me!!
May! your cats are so snooty if that is the luxury that they are fed on?
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lol great poem
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Old 17-05-2008, 07:44 AM
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He he thats brilliant and so true!
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Old 17-05-2008, 07:53 AM
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May! your cats are so snooty if that is the luxury that they are fed on?
They do get that and more
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love it and so true
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excellent may - i love it! u should post it on your website
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Haha, I like it May....only the best is good enough for our kitties
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what a nice poem May, it made me smile
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