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Old 29-11-2011, 10:15 PM
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Oh I know how you all feel, as it is ladies on here I feel I can add also........

I had the local vicar call at mine a few weeks ago.. just to introduce himself as I am newish to the area.. as we were have a nice pot of tea......... LIBBY my kitten whom I have not forgiven yet...walked into the kitchen dragging one of my bra's...............
was it a nice new bra....... NO...
was it a sensible bra.. NO...
lets just say it was a "now and then" bra.....

Now.. can you imagin how I feel most Sundays at church...

I will forgive her one day...........

The vicar laughed by the way!
my friends dad is a plumber - he was fixing something, with the friend there...and the kitties ran through with a used tampon applicator......

then fought for possesion.............
we all tried & failed to keep straight faces
never mentioned again....................
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Old 29-11-2011, 10:22 PM
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Oh I know how you all feel, as it is ladies on here I feel I can add also........

I had the local vicar call at mine a few weeks ago.. just to introduce himself as I am newish to the area.. as we were have a nice pot of tea......... LIBBY my kitten whom I have not forgiven yet...walked into the kitchen dragging one of my bra's...............
was it a nice new bra....... NO...
was it a sensible bra.. NO...
lets just say it was a "now and then" bra.....

Now.. can you imagin how I feel most Sundays at church...

I will forgive her one day...........

The vicar laughed by the way!
Well what a naughty kitty - but you almost made me drown my laptop
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Old 29-11-2011, 10:42 PM
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my friends dad is a plumber - he was fixing something, with the friend there...and the kitties ran through with a used tampon applicator......

then fought for possesion.............
we all tried & failed to keep straight faces
never mentioned again....................
OMG!!!! Sooo funny hahahahaha
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Old 29-11-2011, 10:54 PM
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not for me!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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totallly off topic but i remember going through security at Greece and the bloke at the scanners searched my bag, took out a tampax in the wrapper, looked at it wondering what it was, then went on to sniff it as if it was a cigar! i had a queue behind me and i remember wishing the ground would open up and swallow me
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totallly off topic but i remember going through security at Greece and the bloke at the scanners searched my bag, took out a tampax in the wrapper, looked at it wondering what it was, then went on to sniff it as if it was a cigar! i had a queue behind me and i remember wishing the ground would open up and swallow me
when i lived in london a pub bouncer took one out of my bag, held it up high & said 'oh, whats this' so i said in pretend quiet voice... thats something that women need, in the unlikely event of one putting up with you for 4 weeks, ask her to explain it....slowly.............

the look on his face...........
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I was doing the washing earlier, and couldnt find some knitted leggings that I know were in the washing basket.
Found them under my chest of drawers, with an odd sock, my slippers and a vest top
Do you think they might be a little chilly? Or do you think they wanted to play dress up in mummies clothes?
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Bob is a bit of a klepto...

Rustly rubbish (any bits of paper or plastic)
Pens (some more than others - he's quite specific)
Hair clips
Nail files (he ADORES these - if he hears me filing my nails he tries to take it from me, I can file his front claws quite easily now)
Lip balm

He has three main hiding places -
Under the fridge (my biggest haul yet was about 17 crisp packet bows, a couple of pens, a receipt, a nail file and my harry potter wand)
The airing cupboard (he pushes stuff under the door)

And last but by no means least - into the floor. We did have a line of cork edging down between the step of the front door (internal door) and the hard floor - he ripped that up and now pushes stuff into the gap, so its lost forever in the space between me and the flat downstairs.

And I can't leave dry pasta out or he'll have off with that too.

Jones is more cunning - he raids my kitchen cupboards. It started with stealing cat treats, then went on to packets of rice... on one occassion he waltzed into the living room proudly carrying a tube of garlic puree. On occassion he's opened the wrong cupboard and I've found him sat in my frying pan. Funnily enough all my cupboards are now taped shut!

On the plus side, they've grown out of their underwear obsession. When they were kittens I regularly came home to find my underwear drawer empty and all my knickers strewn round the flat. Thank god I wasn't bringing anyone home at the time!!
How is it that they manage to get things it the most inaccessible places possible! Jaffe has lost so many thing under the cooker that we probably won't find again until we move home!

Your Jones is very cunning indeed! You should of called him baldrick Jaffe is currently trying to figure out how to open cupboards so it's only a matter of time before he gets hold of the dried pasta...

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Oh I know how you all feel, as it is ladies on here I feel I can add also........

I had the local vicar call at mine a few weeks ago.. just to introduce himself as I am newish to the area.. as we were have a nice pot of tea......... LIBBY my kitten whom I have not forgiven yet...walked into the kitchen dragging one of my bra's...............
was it a nice new bra....... NO...
was it a sensible bra.. NO...
lets just say it was a "now and then" bra.....

Now.. can you imagin how I feel most Sundays at church...

I will forgive her one day...........

The vicar laughed by the way!
Was it a peep hole bra?!

What! Who said that!? JAFFE!!!

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my friends dad is a plumber - he was fixing something, with the friend there...and the kitties ran through with a used tampon applicator......

then fought for possesion.............
we all tried & failed to keep straight faces
never mentioned again....................
Oh the humiliation!!!!!!!

I now have tea up my nose and have had to change my top! I've been cackling like the the witch that I am and have spilt my tea all over myself!
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