A man owned a small farm in Gwynedd.
The Department of Employment claimed he was not paying proper wages
to his staff and sent a representative out to interview him.
'I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them,
'demanded the rep.

'Well,' replied the farmer, 'there's my farmhand who's been
with me for 3 years. I pay him £200 a week plus free room and board.

The cook/housekeeper has been here for 18 months, and I pay
her £150 per week plus free room and board.

Then there's the half-wit. He works about 18 hours every day
and does about 90% of all the work around here. He makes about
£10 per week, pays his own room and board, and I buy him a bottle
of whiskey every Saturday night. He also sleeps with my wife occasionally.'

'That's the guy I want to talk to....the half-wit,' says the
agent.

'You're talking to him,' replied the farmer....................