
21-03-2009, 08:22 PM
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Join Date: Feb 2009
Location: Salford, Manchester
Posts: 312
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Dear Balders (a memo)
Dear Balders,
Just a quick note, could you please stay out of my nic nac basket on my computer desk, your making a mess, thanks. Oh and can you stay off my key booaaaarrrdd your tyopinng stuff when I donnet want uou to. Your nails hurt my shoulders and I don't like it when you bite me lip and my ears. Oh yes and I would appreciate a little less birdy poop all over the gaff. Erm could you also tell Timmy and Daisy if they must sleep on my bedroom curtains that A) I don't really want the pole chewed to bits (they aren't beavers) and B)turd spattered drapes aren't a good luck
Cheers
your cleaner Melissa
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