Originally Posted by Siamese Kelly

Great thread KayWell we used to 2 outdoor moggies,one of which was Patch local chap about the estate of the cats-Rockhard he was and very promiscuous anyway the garden at the back of ours had a shed,and in the summer he used to shelter from the sun on top of the shed roof. One day theirs a knock at my door which i answered and this chap stood all serious and asked if the black and white cat was mine(Patch) i said yes,why?
"Well ya see that ginger cat over their,well he lives their(pointing to the shed garden) and i've noticed for a while now that your cat is picking on my cat and won't let him on the roof to come home-and i wanna know what your gonna do about it?"...First i thought-you what-then realising he was serious i explained that i would ground Patch and that we'd have serious words and that in the meantime he should get his mangy cat some Karate lessons as Patch never listened to me anyway,shut the door and pmsl