I used to keep finding sh*t out side on the grass in front of my house

for a while i could never catch who ever was doing it,then early one morning i noticed a neighbor letting his staff sh*t right in front of my truck on the peice grass! he let the dog finnish and just walked away

i qwickly run down stairs and over to him like a bull

HAY YOU I SHOUTED PICK THAT SH*T UP NOW! he told me he dident have a bag ,i told him to pick it up OR I WOULD SPOON FEED IT HIM


i was so mad i made the man pick it up with a tissu he had in his pocket

when i turned round my mrs was laughing at me cause it was 7.30am and i had rushed out in my boxers and a vest

and everyone was going to work stairing at me

But we havent had and sh*t left there since
