4am - Cold in here so under the duvet I go, pushing mum out the way, hoomans don't need duvets!
4:30 am - snuggle down for some sleep
5am - Time for the 'how many times can daddy throw me on the floor before I give up and pester mum instead' game
5:10-5:30am - Depending on how long 'the game' lasts. Walk all over mum in a subtle attempt to wake her up for cuddle, this doesn't work so i'll pat her face and lick her nose instead
5:45am - Finally! She gives in and I get cuddles
6am - Strange voices start coming from the white box on the side, daddy punches it and they stop. Mummy stumbles out of bed and down the stairs. I make it quite clear that I DON'T want to eat tuna again for breakfast but get given it anyway.
6:30am - Keeping out of the hoomans way, time to check out if the cats next door have been let out yet from the safety of my windowsill. Perhaps a little nap, it's been a long night keeping the hoomans awake after all.
7:30am - The hoomans leave the house (where do they go all day????) I make my best 'i'm bored' faces and they throw some toys at me. I then get the place to myself to sleep all day.
4pm - Mummy comes home, she's busy opening mail/putting the kettle on but I want cuddles and I want them now! then it's out for a bit to stretch the sleep off.
6pm - Dinner time, pate yum!
8pm - Daddy comes home, I hear his car and run inside, time to pretend mummy didn't feed me (most days it works!) then it's out again to socialise.
10pm - Mummy calls me in, I get treats for being good.
11pm - All the lights go off, time to plot new ways to keep the hoomans awake!

Whoops that was a bit long, such a hard life being a cat!

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