I loved reading about Tigs day what a life he leads

Waffles day...

6am - start the meowing process in the hope that somebody will hear my pitiful cries
7am - the female human finally gets up and twirls around the kitchen preparing breakfast. I bite her feet and legs whilst she does this. She doesn't like it and lazily swats me away but I soon get back into her good books by purring and rubbing up her legs.. this usually earns me a scratch behind the ears or the chin (my favourite)
7:20am - male human gets up.. I role over and he scratches my belly. I then lay on the floor staring at them whilst they eat their breakfast.
7:30am - the female human FINALLY gets up, washes out my bowl, fills up my water and we make the slow walk to the food cupboard together. As soon as she rattles the kibble box I start to meow loudly... this gets me my breakfast quickly.
8am - male human goes to work and female human puts on music and starts to get dressed whilst I fall asleep on the bed or windowsill
8:30-9:30am - female human plays with me until I am vey tired out. My favourite is chasing a piece of string or cardboard underneath the door
9:30am-12- this is my nap time. The human uses the box in the corner so I nap on the sofa but I follow her from room to room if she moves at all and I growl at the postman everyday... I might be tubby looking but I can defend my territory you know!
12-1pm - the human gets up.. she wakes me by calling my name! I meow a lot to let her know that I am not happy but I get up and saunter into the kitchen where the human normally gives me a belly scratch and a treat.
If the weather is nice the human gets some food for herself and then takes me out on my harness. There is a big black cat that stares into the garden but most of the time I just chase flies, eat grass and lay in the sun.
1-4:30pm - I have another big nap after all of that playing in the garden! The the human wakes me up again (similar manner to before and same response). The human is on the box in the computer at this time... ignoring me!
4:30-5:30pm - if the weather is nice the human takes me into the garden again... if not she plays with me. I like chasing my red ball through the tunnel.
5:30pm - the human starts to make dinner.
6:30pm - the male human comes home and plays with me.
7pm - the male human feeds me
7:30-11pm - I sleep in various places around the house. I like sleeping on the back of the sofa and eating the human's hair but they don't really like that for some reason....!
11:30pm - after the male human has wound me up they fill up my water bowl again and then leave me in the kitchen where I sleep!