Originally Posted by bullbreeds

When I lived with my mum and dad we had a blue fronted amazon called Harvey.
He absolutely hated me but he would sit on my dad and let him stroke him.
He would go for me if I so much as looked at him
He had a huge vocabulary. 'pick up the f**king phone' was one his favorite sayings and he would call next doors cat
He used to show off to the hoover by spreading his wings and strutting up and down his perch. He fell off it one day coz he wasnt looking where he was going I did laugh.
He was so unfit that when we let him out to fly around he would get to one end of the room and roll over on his back knackered
He let me pick him up then!
Later we discovered Harvey was a she. D