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Re: General Humor Thread
God appears to a man and says to him - "If you're intending to make it into
> heaven you're going to have to give up drinking, smoking and sex. I'll be
> back in a couple of weeks to see how it's going."
> Sure enough two weeks later God shows up again and asks the man how it's
> going. "Well," says the man "The drink and smokes were easy. But after a
> week and a half without sex, my wife leant over the freezer to get some meat
> out and I just couldn't help myself - I took her there and then". God says
> to the man "Well, they don't like that sort of thing in Heaven you know" and
> the man replied "No, and they didn't like it in Asda either"..
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