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Re: General Humor Thread
A man wanted to get married. He was having trouble choosing
among three likely candidates. He gave each woman a present
of $5,000 and watched to see what they do with the money.
The first does a total make over. She goes to a fancy beauty salon
gets her hair done, new make up and buys several new outfits and
dresses up very nicely for the man. She tells him that she has done
this to be more attractive for him because she loves him so much.
The man was impressed.
The second goes shopping to buy the man gifts. She gets him a
new set of golf clubs, some new gizmos for his computer, and
some expensive clothes. As she presents these gifts, she tells
him that she has spent all the money on him because she loves
him so much.
Again, the man is impressed.
The third invests the money in the stock market. She earns several
times the $5,000. She gives him back his $5,000 and reinvests the
remainder in a joint account. She tells him that she wants to save
for their future because she loves him so much.
Obviously, the man was impressed.
The man thought for a long time about what each woman
had done with the money he'd given her.
Then, he married the one with the biggest boobs.
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