8 ways vodka is better than c*ck...

1: Vodka is always stiff
2: Vodka doesn't look smaller when it's cold
3: Vodka lasts as long as you want it to
4: Vodka doesn't prod you in the back in the morning demanding attention
5: You don't care how far down your throat vodka goes
6: You can have as many vodkas as you want in 1 night without looking like a slut
7: You can enjoy a vodka infornt of your mum
8: Vodka is always a pleasure to swallow

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Mellissa xxx