Hmm not sure about them being "useless" otherwise they wouldn't be allowed to sell them?

Yer I wonder why some people wash their dog every week, some one down the park said they was their lab every week and I really should too and was shocked when I said I never washed it, and they said I must do something because like yours he is spotless.

Every week?

Jeesus me thinks one has nowt better to do

Think I'll leave the washing then unless I need to for whatever reason.