Originally Posted by Magik

Yes I do.....

1. A Christmas tree is always erect.
I've never had a problem in this area... quite the opposite

2. Even small ones give satisfaction.
Not Applicable

3. A Christmas tree stays up for 12 days and nights.
I've stayed up for even longer during drug fueled parties!! I'll invite you to the next one

4. A Christmas tree always looks good - even with the lights on.
Please see my pictures..

5. A Christmas tree is always happy with its size.
More then happy - see my past threads.. made that point many times

6. A Christmas tree has cute balls.
Put your hand down here..smooth eh!?!

7. A Christmas tree doesn't get mad if you break one of its balls.
For me there's a fine line between pleasure and pain so be a srough as you like

8. You can throw a Christmas tree out when it's past its 'sell by' date.
come on, I'm only 28

9. You don't have to put up with a Christmas tree all year.
you should be so lucky!!