I used to hate art, I never had a flair for it so when in art classes I used to do rude drawings (like willies and boobs) and stick them on the cieling, our art teacher was a tiny woman of around 5ft tall she couldn't even reach them standing on a chair so the whole class used to sit laughing because of my refusals to get them down. I used to end up being carted off to the head of my year who then used to phone my mother while I was sat smirking in the office listening to his every word to my mother on the other end. She would then get me on the phone telling me off and my reply was it well I'm learning sex eduaction and I'm being asked to draw and those are the only things I can draw, eventually I was excluded from art classes as the teacher couldn't stand me

I also set a banger off on a teachers chair in maths & accidently set fire to a teachers desk in science messing around with phosphorus which really could have got me hurt

I think they breathed a sigh of relief when I eventually left