Driver stopped for speeding,

Asked by policeman for his occupation.

Driver replies 'Rectum Stretcher...'

'What on earths that?' replies the cop

Driver says, 'you put one finger in, then two, then your fist, then both hands and then stretch it until its 6ft wide.'

Cop looks bemused and asks 'what do you do with a 6ft ********?'

Driver replies....

'Give him a uniform and a speed gun!'

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