I like to have my sardines mashed, with a little bit of rice,
You might think that’s horrible but it’s actually quite nice.

When I ask for chicken I like to have the breast,
You can give the other nasty bits to any of the rest,

I also like a pouch or two if you mix it with fresh meat.
My Mum says it’s for good girls an extra special treat.

And when I want something different which I often do
I’ll expect some fish! The special dish! That my Mum used to do!

You mix my fish with Tuna But never with the brine!
This is a defendant no no at this I draw the line!
A prawn or two is optional, I don’t expect too much,
But my Mum assures me they add that extra touch![/size]

Ooh I also like some Yogurt and just a little cheese,
I will ask you very nicely I may even say please.

A little bit of James wellbeloved to nibble for a snack!
I hope your paying attention?
If not you’ll get a crack!

I never eat the canned stuff, no that’s not for me!
My Mum says it’s nasty,
It’s not good enough for me!!

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Mazpahs Siamese & Orientals