A little girl asks her mum, 'Mum, can I take the dog for a walk around
the
> block?'
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> Her mum replies 'No, because she is on heat.'
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> 'What does that mean?' asked the child.
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> 'Go and ask your father. I think he's in the garage.'
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> The little girl goes out to the garage and says, 'Dad, can I take Lulu
for a
> walk around the block? I asked Mum, but she said the dog was on the
heat,
> and to come ask you.'
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> He took a rag, soaked it in petrol, and scrubbed the dog's backside
with it
> to disguise the scent, and said 'Ok, you can go now, but keep Lulu on
the
> leash and only go one time around the block.'
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> The little girl left and returned a few minutes later with no dog on
the
> leash.
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> Surprised, Dad asked, 'Where's Lulu?'
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> The little girl said, 'She ran out of petrol about halfway round the
block,
> so another dog is pushing her home.'

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