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4 people in the carriage of a train - an Englishman, a pretty young
>blonde girl, an ugly old woman and a Frenchman.
>
>It all goes dark when the train goes through a tunnel. In the dark
>there's the sound of an almighty slap, and when the train emerges from
>the tunnel the Frenchman is rubbing his face, and there's a huge red
>mark on his cheek.
>
>The old lady thinks "I bet that Frenchman fondled the blonde in the
>dark and she slapped him"
>
>The pretty young blonde thinks "I bet the Frenchman tried to fondle me
>in the dark, got the old lady by mistake, and she hit him"
>
>The Frenchman thinks "I bet that Englishman fondled the blonde in the
>dark, but the blonde thought it was me and hit me"
>
>The Englishman thinks "I hope there's another tunnel coming up soon so
>I can slap that French tw*t again"

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