I got up this morning to sort out Shila who as some of you no is in season, n while having a fag n on the phone to a friend i heard a chirping so i went outside to be nosey n found my cats messing about with what i thought was a dead bird so as i went to pick it up it flew straight at my face, so i dropped the phone n my fag screaming like a mad woman all the time still on the phone

I then spent most of the day bein attacked by bug's spider's mosquito's u name it, it flew at me n tried to eat me or atleast take my eyes out

Then whilst on the phone to my friend tan i noticed a bat on the window sill so im slowly freaking out about it not to much but enough, I went to the shop as i was low on fag's n i walk straight into a flight path of a bath so again im screaming. I get over that get back in the house went to put my pj's on n i have a HUGE MASSIVE spider on my top n another on my curtains!
What the hell is it with bugs, birds n bats n me 2day!!!!