Thanks for your replies.

I love the yellow pages one - maybe I should open it so that she could have a read while she is waiting LOL!!!

So far he is pointing his 'lipstick' at her thigh or he is not close enough and is mating thin air!!! It doesn't help that is it so hot at the moment and he is getting exhausted.

I'm not sure how to 'handle' him, maybe someone could pm me if it is too rude to put on an open forum.