years ago we caught Comet perched over the toilet seat having a pee!!! he also likes to sleep in the guinea pigs hutch when we have the shed door open for them in the summer. he won't use the back door like the others, he goes round the front and miaows to be let in. Squirtle farts if lots of people are stroking him, causing the room to be cleared in seconds. the only normal cat we have is Jake.