Thanks chilito. Apparently spraying your kitten with a squirt gun and giving them a time out for 10 minutes makes us the oddity here

(I've always been told squirt guns are what you should do to get them to stop jumping on things). I'm hoping it's a phase she'll grow out of as she gets older. And hopefully she'll stop knocking over every trashcan in my house and dragging everything out to look for Q tips.
