JAZZ'S DAY


Wake up as early as possible and wake up the household
Rush into the garden wee up as much as possible
Bark until everyone’s up
Go out for walk and drag owner up the road
Bark at a few cats
Rush off into the woods chasing the squirrels
Sniff a few poops
Sniff a friends butt
Wee up as many tree’s as possible
Chase a few dogs
Sniff at a bug
Roll on the bug
Eat the bug
Drag owner back home
Eat food as quick as possible
Roll around on the chairs
Bark at the things coming through the door
Bring up the bug on the chair
Eat the bug again
Sleep fall stretch on the settee so no one can sit down
Bark at the funny picture thing in the corner
Chase the cat out of the garden
Knick the food off the side
Hide the bone down the back of the chair
Have a long drink out the magic well
Sleep the afternoon away
Snore away as loud as possible
Sniff owners behind
Jump owner while have cup of tea
Watch everyone’s dinner going pass
Try to knick dinners
Go to sleep to wake up as early as possible to start again