Im afraid im the one you love to hate

I can chat for hours on the phone but only to my mum... I tend to want to get off the phone asap when its friends, and as for companies ringing me i dont speak to them, i just say "one second" and pass the phone to my 4year old. And as for texting, i make sure its all the characters of one text but never over 2txts even if i have to go all through the txt shortening words haha, penny pinching i suppose. What does annoy me is when i recieve a txt back saying "yep" or "ok" i think what a waste of a text hahaha