lol....pmsl

i was walking with my daughter( i think she was about three at the time) through town and we were behind this realy large woman that didnt smell very nice (b.o and wee) and my little girl turns around real loud and says mummy why is she so fat? and whats that smell is it her?

she was well with in hearing range as she turned round and gave me a really black look. well i just wanted the ground to open up and suck me in....

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busta..