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u-look-like-a-hamster · #1 (**permalink**) 28-11-2009, 06:42 PM

Get More Rodents Disorder (GMR).

Now i want all you newbies to be aware that there is an infectious disorder going round at the moment.

It all started when I joined the forum, I(aka ULLAH) Already had GMR when I joined, and when I met up with Gill (TDM(Thedogsmother)) to collect a hamster(oliver) TDM caught it, then she passed it on to Sarah (Srhdufe) then they both passed it to nearly everyone in rodents!!

Its so infectious you dont even have to meet someone to catch it, you can catch it by posting on the forum.

YES rodents are addicting. YES we all have alot. YES you will end up with more rodents than anticipated.
So this is just like a warning for all you un-infected people, that you will more than likely end up with about 6+ rodents through GMR disorder.

More about GMR
GMR affects the brain, and makes you want to GET MORE RODENTS !!
If you see a cute hamster picture or have heard of a new litter been born, you will be ripping your hair out for that hamster or somthing from the litter.

If you see a cute un-wanted rodent in P@H(pets at home) You will feel sorry for it and your brain will automaticly think GET MORE RODENTS, therefore you adopt it, you go into p@h the following week and there is another little cute rodent you think GET MORE RODENTS!!

There is only one cure and that is to GET MORE RODENTS

You have been warned.
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