check it's not in someone elses alleyway or that a neighbour or flat mate hasn't moved it first.

then get back on the phone to the courier and say that it's not arrived, and to check with their driver exactly where he left it.

we've had one delivery driver say to a mate of mine that he'd tried to deliver the package but no-one was in and he'd left a card to say that he'd missed us.. then delivered it the next day. My husband was in, downstairs and the front door is 5 meters from where he sits, there was no card etc..I phoned up to ask about it and was told that the driver had been running late and hadn't even made it to our area!!! so don't take them at their word.

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