:Well the women a bit absent mindly told me how she had gone out a few times and they had seen her with a local tom cat.

Oh nothing like responsible pet ownership is there

I really hope she isn't again.

I wish I was small enough to fit in that lovely snuggly sleeping bag with them

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If I am sitting on it then it is mine.
If it is shiny then it is mine.
If I am eating it then it is mine.
If it makes an interesting sound such a tinkle or a crinkle then it is obviously mine.
If my velvet paw is on it then it is mine.
If I have scratched it, it most definatly is mine.
and finally.. if it is yours it most certainly is mine mine MINE !!
The gospel according to Nefertiti

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