Our old man moggie is Noodles-from the pop group"Gorillaz", but we call him Noody's,noody-woodies,the most handsomest boy in the world is...and he purrrss Trinity's is gobby whooaar-coz she is a right norrvern slapper
Our late studs was Taurus-aka-t-rus coz when he was a pipsqueak, in his mind he was as big and as hard as dinosaur,Naobi's is Nobes or oby1k-noby and our kitts usually get affectionally called-little sh.ts, remember the scratchcard advert where the turkey's about to get slaughtered but scratches the card and is on a beach with dreads-well-Rosie kinda runs like that-hence-Rosie square bum, Gaia's is little pwincess or fat mouse(she's the house cookie monster)and Angels is baby-coz she is